Down with the cisheteropatriarchy! (UPDATED)

People have looked a little more at the women who was screaming incoherently at the Cornell #BDSFail last night.

Her name is Kat-Yang Stevens, and she describes herself - no joke - this way:

Kat Yang-Stevens is a cisgender queer woman and first generation Asian American of Chinese ancestry. Kat grew up on and currently lives on occupied territories belonging to the Onondaga & Cayuga Nations of the Haudenosaunee Confederacy in so-called New York.

Full Time Unpaid Community Organizer
Shawn Greenwood Working Group
Marcellus Shale Earth First!
Youth Engagement & Empowerment Program!
Groundwork for Praxis
Shalefield Justice Spring Break Track Coordinator
No Diplomas. No Degrees.

Apparently, she is not even a Cornell student.

Anyway, all you need to know about her can be seen in this tweet she wrote last week:

My organzng 2 brng dwn colonialist whtsprmcst cisheteropatriarchy trancends the physical: #hashtagactivist @suey_park pic.twitter.com/BLzHAjWArE
— Kat Yang-Stevens (@greencircleas) April 3, 2014

The responses to this gibberish were awesome.

Check them out:

William Strunk, Jr. ‏@cdrusnret  Apr 3

.@greencircleas I'm not sure about the physical, but you're sure transcending the English language. @suey_park @MelissaTweets

RightofGenghis ‏@RightofGenghis  Apr 3

@greencircleas @suey_park The Stupid is strong with you both! #feminazis #narcissism

1. MR. Marty ‏@gigg423  Apr 3

   Fuck I cannot even figure out what the cishetero thing is, like Ishatar? It was not THAT bad a movie, cmon. @greencircleas @suey_park

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2. MR. Marty ‏@gigg423  Apr 3

   I mean personally I think Dustin Hoffman made it at least watchable. @greencircleas @suey_park

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3. MR. Marty ‏@gigg423  Apr 3

   Sure Ishtar would never cover production costs, but c'mon it's at least good for a rental. @greencircleas @suey_park

1. Hank Reardon ‏@WDMichael  Apr 3

   I'm displeased by your microaggressive segue into pathological transism; I vow not to renew my MLA membership. @greencircleas @suey_park

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2. Kanye Twitty ‏@10uhseejed  Apr 3

   Wut......@greencircleas @suey_park pic.twitter.com/Qyt0XDmF7z

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3. Ben Crystal ‏@Bennettruth  Apr 3

   @greencircleas "whtsprmcst?" It's impolite to tweet with your brain full. #BuyAVowel @suey_park

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4. Ozymandias ‏@nesquibel  Apr 3

   @greencircleas @suey_park That femullet/sunglasses combo wil bring down many things, colonialism NOT among them.

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5. Lizzy Lou Who ‏@_wintergirl93  Apr 3

   I saw Cishetero open for Hashtagactivist at The Fineline in '71. @greencircleas @suey_park

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6. CFLancop ‏@CFLancop  Apr 3

   @greencircleas So you're at war with basic biology eh? Can't let thousands of years of adaptation/gender relations get in your way eh?HAHAHA

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7. 100%MozillaFree ‏@jon_jononymous  Apr 3

   @greencircleas Owl necklace, staged thoughtful look, thick rimmed glasses, ridiculous phrasing, activist book = hipster level "Master"

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8. 100%MozillaFree ‏@jon_jononymous  Apr 3

   @greencircleas @suey_park "Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"

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10. 100%MozillaFree ‏@jon_jononymous  Apr 3

    @greencircleas My organzng 2 brng dwn hipster actvsm by not aplgzng 4 my race transcends the pretentiousness of ur tweet.

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    RB‏@RBPundit

    I, for one, think this cisheteropatriarchy thing sounds serious. Does it respond to penicillin?

1. RightofGenghis ‏@RightofGenghis  Apr 3

   @RBPundit No, no, it's a low cholesterol vegetable spread. Think "I can't believe it's unemployed and poor!"

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2. Charles Bellows ‏@CTBellows  Apr 3

   @RBPundit @GayPatriot more importantly, is my wife at risk?

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3. Rabiddogg ‏@Rabiddogg  Apr 3

   @RBPundit I thought cisheteropatriarchy was a character in Alice in Wonderland.

If this is the quality of the Israel haters, there is really nothing to be afraid of except laughing ourselves to death.

UPDATE: This great post at Classical Values explains everything you need to know about cis-hetero-patriarchy (or hetero-cis-patriarchy) as well as many other essential modern terms in gender studies.